Why Didn't They Tell Me Part...I've lost track 2

I'm bringin' it back baby. I came across a goody that is too good not to share. First off, I have to explain the situation, then give my mom some serious kudos for a quick execution of an off the cuff idea.

Time: 1994 ish
Place: The church. At a YW activity. In the Relief Society Room.

The activity was a game where we were each given a letter of the alphabet and we had to dress up as an animal that started with that letter. (I'm not sure why we were doing this as young adults...shouldn't that be something we do in KINDERGARTEN?) We of COURSE landed the "P". So the easiest idea was to dress up as a pig. I had totally forgotten about the activity until the day before or the day of the activity and my mom was able to come up with something on the fly that is pretty impressive to me. I just wish we had thought of another animal that started with a P...here are just a few:

• Pacific Parrotlet
• Paddlefish
• Panda
• Pangolin
• Panther
• Papillon
• Parakeet

Too bad we didn't have the internet to pull up a list like that in 5 seconds. So we went with Pig. Here's the thing--overweight people shouldn't EVER dress up like a pig. E-V-E-R. It's like dressing up like a beached whale or a cow. Do yourself a favor and don't point out the obvious.

Then, we have the pose. HUH? Now, If I had a backside worth showing off, I might have jokingly posed like that if I were under normal circumstances but to have the backside that I do and to pose like that is just a travesty.

It's too bad I was wearing sweats, too. It just ties everything together. As well as the big round glasses/braces/frizzy hair and big bangs. Work it.