Danny's Dream

Danny just emailed me from work with this...hilarious.

I totally forgot to tell you this morning about my dream! So we were living in an apartment complex and we'd just come home from a date. So someone was babysitting Cole, and it happened to be Barack Obama because he and his wife were living in a nearby apartment. He then proceeded to make us feel dumb because Cole still wasn't potty trained and demonstrated how in just one night he'd completely potty trained Cole. Right then he told Cole to get on the toilet (which was out in the living room, of course) so Cole hopped on and peed. But the strategy that he used to get Cole trained was to make sure that the potty seat that Cole was on made his pee go out on to the carpet instead of in the toilet. Then he started talking to us about a ton of other things that we didn't do very well and how easy they really are so we'd feel dumb. He didn't even clean up Cole's pee. I guess I do hate president Obama.