Attack of the killer purse

I'm currently using a Bath & Body Works tote as my purse.  Bad idea because there are no pockets or smaller compartments.  While I was driving yesterday I was reaching in to find some lip gloss and pulled out some mascara.  I did this THREE more times, each time pulling out a mascara.  It was absurd.  I kept losing mascara and then I'd buy a new one and now I see where they all ended up.  So at my mom's house today I dumped out everything in my "purse" and had to document the RIDICULOUSNESS of it all.  Please enjoy:

 1 Wallet

Several Receipts

 3 Coupons

1 Thank You card

1 Shout Wipe

Pens & Pencils

1 Hair elastic

1 Hair claw

1 Bracelet

4 Lip glosses

1 Hand sanitizer

1 Small lotion

1 Camera

2 Makeup Foundations

1 Foundation brush

1 Eye shadow

1 set of keys

2 Chip clips (huh?)

1 Cell phone

1 Handful of change
2 Business Cards
1 Set of Tweezers

3 Spider Man stickers

3 Nature Valley oat bars

1 Fruit Leather

2 Tampons

1 Pad

2 Always Fem. Wipes

1 Tube of Vagisil

4 Pieces of gum

2 Doses of decongestants
3 Unknown Pills (Nice)

1 Blank CD

1 Fingernail Clippers

Lots of wrappers

UMMMMMM, what the crap? Time to do some major "spring cleaning" and maybe start to use an actual purse.  Maybe I'll get a new one for my birthday.....*cough*.