Where Does He Get This Stuff?

We are really starting to enjoy the stage where Cole is at with his talking. He says the most RANDOM and hilarious things. I've been jotting a few down here and there {not nearly enough} and I thought I'd share some:

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We're talking about something at the dinner table and my mom says, "but boy...{as in but wow}." and I jokingly said "butt boy?!" and we all laughed so Cole joined in to try and make us laugh by saying "butt boy!" so I said "Cole, can you say big butt boy?" and he looked at me and said..."awkward!"

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Aunt Melissa comes walking into the kitchen at 7/8 months pregnant during December and Cole has his eyes fixed on her belly. He looks at her sincerely and says "Aunt Melissa...you're ho ho ho, Merry Christmas?"

Then he lifted up his shirt, and rubbed his stomach and said "little" and pointed her hers and said "big". Thanks buddy. He's always to helpful at reminding me of that, too.

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Cole is getting his diaper changed during a social gathering and 2 of the younger kids are watching him. They are looking down on him while he's getting a new diaper put on and Cole says "hey guys?" and they both say "what?" and he says "I love you".

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Cole's got the movie "Bambi" in his hands and says,"let's watch this!" and I say..."nah, that's boring!" so he says back to me, "Yeah! Let's watch Boring!"

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Me talking to Cole, "You have a booger in your nose, let me help you". Cole says "No! It's MY booger". Fine dude--you can have it!