Big and Fat...Ho Ho Ho!
It was dusk. I was looking trashy as ever. No makeup, oily hair and zits like a 12 year old. I was dragging Cole around Walmart to find a few things for dinner.
Well to what to my wondering eye doth appear? A guy who looks just like St. Nicholas. Before I realize what's happening, Cole is making a huge scene (everything he does is a huge scene) by pointing at said St. Nick and shouting, "Look Mom! It's Santa...big and fat! Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I didn't dare look up before yanking Cole down the first aisle to get us out of his sight. That poor, old man. Probably plays Santa for every family event and ward activity. And Cole lovingly points out WHY. Big and fat. Oh bless this man. Bless him.
Well to what to my wondering eye doth appear? A guy who looks just like St. Nicholas. Before I realize what's happening, Cole is making a huge scene (everything he does is a huge scene) by pointing at said St. Nick and shouting, "Look Mom! It's Santa...big and fat! Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I didn't dare look up before yanking Cole down the first aisle to get us out of his sight. That poor, old man. Probably plays Santa for every family event and ward activity. And Cole lovingly points out WHY. Big and fat. Oh bless this man. Bless him.
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