Going poop

About 5 minutes ago I heard Cole grunting in the bathroom so I peaked my head around the corner to see if he was OK but I didn't say anything.  I had to listen because he started talking real quietly..."Don't give up...we must never give up!"

He looked over and saw me so I said casually "Hey Cole, whatcha doin'?" (duh, as if I couldn't tell).  He said he was thinking and pooping.  He said "I'm pooping because I'm thinking".  I asked him if every time he thought, he had to poop, too.  He said, "Nope! I just have to think when I poop".

Hmm.

Now he's singing total nonsense.

Comments

I laughed so hard I had to read it to John. We must never give up!
Jessie said…
Oh RaeLynn, thank you for making my morning. Any time I need a laugh this week, I'll think of this little gem.
Sherion said…
Does he watch Yo Gabba Gabba?
That is hilarious. I love that little guy.

Greg
mae said…
Oy my heck! That is hilarious! Glad to hear he's sitting on the potty and that he's not a quitter! Funny!
dm said…
The thing that really cracks me up is that when he wakes up in the morning.... he has this whole 'selection process' he goes through in his mind...."so many toilets, and so little time?" The best part is when he by-passes all the other toilets and goes all the way to the basement, finds great grandpa in his computer room and asks permission to use his bathroom! My dad thinks that is just funny as can be. Who knew there could be sooooo many choices that early in the morning?!
Dave said…
That. Is. Awesome.

I think I may have to try that myself.